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Principle of man and woman

Monday, March 23, 2009

I have read one paragraph in newspaper that has funny story about the conjunction of man and woman, so fun, but i think it may be true in some cases.


Smart man + smart woman == romance
Smart man + dumb woman == affair
Dumb man + smart woman == marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman == pregnancy

Smart boss + smart employee == profit
Smart boss + dumb employee == production
Dumb boss + smart employee == promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee == overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Examination of Functional Integrity

Friday, March 20, 2009

Level of consciousness, cranial nerves, muscle strength and tone, reflexes, cerebellar functions, gait, sensations...

Pediatric Heart Examination

full examination of the heart

Developmental Reflexes

Developmental Reflexes

Examination of Lungs and respiration

examination of the lungs and respiration of newborn and children

Deep tendon reflexes

Pediatric examination of deep tendon reflexes

Pediatric sensations,gait and meningeal signs

examination of pediatric sensations,gait and meningeal signs

Skin diseases and colors

complete examination of pediatric skin diseases and colours

Musculskeletal examination

Musculskeletal examination